Today as I was attempting to extricate the Moo from her high chair with minimal transfer of stickiness, G2 informed me of a very important new fact about the Moo.

She is a superhero.

Really?

"What is her super power?" I asked.
"Able to attract dirt from every surface?"
"The ability to climb anything that holds still for three seconds?"
"Able to break glass with her shrieks of frustration and rage?"

"No, Mom" G2 informed me with a disgusted rolling of the eyes "it's silliness, of course."

Of course.

Why didn't I think of that?