Recent funnies from the children...

Moo: Mommy there's a monster in my room!
Me: No sweetie, Mommy doesn't allow monsters in the house.
Moo: Mommy there is a monster in my room!!!!
Me: Honey, monsters are not allowed in the house so there can't be one in your room.
Moo: Yes there is! There is a monster in there!
Me: **sigh** OK.

(we walk to her room...)

Me: Monsters! You are not allowed in the house. You need to leave immediately!
Moo: Thanks Mom! (goes in and plays)

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Closing prayer after FHE.

G1: ...and thank you for having such a short FHE lesson...

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G2 telling G1 about the Moo falling asleep on the couch.

G2: ...and then she fell asleep on the couch with her binky.

(pauses and then continues fondly)

G2: Just like her momma...

(evidently I need to stop falling asleep on the couch so much)

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Mom: This little piggie goes to market, this little piggie stayed home, this little piggie had roast beef for dinner, this little piggie had spaghetti, and this little piggie went WeeWEEWEEEEEE all the way home.

Moo: My turn! This little piggie go market, this little piggie stay home, this little piggie had roast beef, this little piggie WENT TO MCDONALDS!!!!!, and this piggie went wee wee wee all home.

(what is it with McDonalds?)